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crunchy

Slang for light infantry, paratroopers or any other dismounted grunt. Refers to the sound that their bones make when being crushed by the tracks of a tank or APC as they are run over.
Run that jerry crunchy over! (WWII era)

Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)

Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)

Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!
by jihad of sheep February 10, 2007
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Crunchy

The act of being a country person, may be a little ghetto, usaslly wearing something that makes you go WTF..or oo...kay...=/...
*Kid has on rolled up pants with high socks with leggings*

Javia-You look crunchy as hell!..lol
by =N' January 20, 2010
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Cool and hip or a way of describing the awesomeness of something or someone.
Man 1: Dude that new album is so crunchy.
Man 2: I know but, did you see that meteor shower it was crunchier.
Man 1: We're so crunchy.
by Benjaminlopez9 December 4, 2014
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crunchyroll and dissapoint your parents

An innuendo for sex, created by the youtuber Jacksfilms It's a different way to say Netflix and Chill and not have parents be suspicious of actions.
Zack: "Hey babe, you wanna Crunchyroll and Dissapoint your parents?
Grace: "Certainly! I love to watch Anime"
Parents: "These damn kids these days"
Zack: "Come on! I've got a great episode of boku no pico to watch with you!"
by Sandman2155 May 30, 2016
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CRUNCHY

by D. Watford February 27, 2007
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Crunchy

Using the same theory as a wedgie. The crunchy is the next step in this ever evolving torture medium.

A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.

This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 1 - Hey man. Whats up.

Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.

Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!

Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
by m_l_ca October 10, 2009
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CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S

A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."
by D&nya December 14, 2007
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