Choking on oxygen

To fail at something very simple.

Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names

by Charkie40 May 7, 2015

the crowing

The Messianic figure in the story of Coheed and Cambria, a four part story by the lead singer. all of their songs tell parts of the story. Visit the message boards at www.coheedandcambria.com for more information.

Tim: Dude, I thought Coheed was the crowing, not claudio!
Johnny: You're retarded.

by Anti January 23, 2005

Choking the Chicken

To kill a chicken by strangulation

Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

spirit cooking

Speer·et cew·keng

Verb.
An action in which ranking members of the democratic party ejaculate into an open wound on the breast milk soaked left hand in an "artform" similar to that of watercolor finger paints.

A former first lady and john podesta get together to Do some spirit cooking.

by Woodyb October 5, 2017

cooking lager

Cheap, usually weak lager. Predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.

Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.

See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss

Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)

Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager

by gnarcheese May 24, 2005

Cookin

When you are mildly high on weed. This can be seen when you are walking with a retarded smile on your face, you are talking kind of stupid and your eyes are sort of red. You probably just smoked a dime with 3 other people.
Enjoy.

Yoooo I saw Marcos and he was cooking!

by Latinr19 October 16, 2008

croaking

Croaking occurs when a smoker inhales smoke (usually tobacco or marijuana). If there is an insufficient amount of saliva coating the throat, the tars and toxins contained within the smoke cause an unpleasant, burning sensation in the throat and lungs. The body's immediate response is to cough or 'croak'. Gagging will sometimes occur.

Smoker 1: Here, take a hit.

*Smoker 2 takes a hit, then starts croaking for 5 minutes*

Smoker 2: That shit tastes nasty.

by iSkwerl March 2, 2010