Crocodile hunter

When a busty women viciously knaws on a mans chode

Matt: so what did you do last night

Jon: I got a crocodile hunter from a whore

by Jonandmatt June 8, 2010

dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff

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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017

Crocodile tears

The act of crying while participating in sexual intercourse with a friend of your significant other.

As he unbuckled his jeans I couldn't hold back the crocodile tears.

by Paza-Fucking-mistic April 18, 2018

Crocodile in the Sky

Extreme itches in the butt region.

"Dude, whats up with Mike?" "I don't know, but it looks like he's being attacked by a Crocodile in the Sky."

by mrstrong360 November 23, 2011

Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014

Crocodile print

The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.

"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."

by Thingsandstuffidunno August 31, 2015

crocodile gut

When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.

"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "

"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."

by rickmcclure October 14, 2016