demi-dick-citable

Not being interested in dick-pics unless you have a close, personal connection with it.

"I'm getting to a point with my sex-friend where I'm absolutely demi-dick-citable when he sends me dick-pics."

by TailorNorata May 5, 2022

cretan

Someone who is an idiot and lacks gravitas.

My brother is a cretan and suffers from cretanism and low levels of gravitas.

by GPA May 1, 2006

Clitastrophy

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

by Headbomb March 21, 2004

Citadel High

A high school in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
The best school that ever did live.
Jr High schools such as; St. Agnes, Gorsbrooke, Cornwallis, Oxford, and moree, go to Citadel High, for high school.

Boy 1: what school you go to, man
Boy 2: Citadel High, itz bo$$
Boy 1: Chea
Boy 2: Word

by papas_sweet_treats November 4, 2008

Critakachic

A state of mind where you are worry-free and having a very positive time. This is when nothing is wrong in the world.

Can be sometimes associated with a "disconnected" almost lightheaded feeling. Can't put it into words you have to experience it yourself.

This feeling can never be associated with mind affecting drugs. It HAS to be natural.

I am feeling Critakachic.

Bob is in Critakachic.

Critakachic!

by Gary Slaats March 7, 2004

Citanula

The essence of INSANITY. THE supreme crazed one of them all. You cannot surpass this one's insanity. She is a frigin girl who can't learn to keep her smile to herself. Caffiene and sugar make her sober, while h2o make her hyper. Also please keep chocolate away from her on behalf of Ralph.

Read the name backwards.

by EMLINIA January 8, 2005

Chevy Citation

Introduced in 1980, the Citation was a compact car that replaced the Nova. It was also Chevy's first Front Wheel Drive car. Engines offered were 6 or 4 cyls. The car proved to be problematic and was recalled numerous times, leading to it's demise in 1985. I'm sure no one misses them, as the styling was boring.

The Chevy Citation was a step up from a Chevette, but still being a cheap car with horrible steering and cheap interiors. A total embarrssment for GM.

by Metalhead83 January 11, 2012