crispy ben

the dankest of bills, el numero 100$.

he be rolling in crispy bens

by Sir woofsalot May 03, 2018

Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.

Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.

by CrispyHunter February 14, 2012

Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

crispy cum

when you cum and then fry your cum

"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"

by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022

crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.

Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew

by DinglePipe August 01, 2017

crispy cream

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

by davidhume2000 October 18, 2007