Crayon Man

A grotesquely tattooed person that looks like his artist was on acid with crayons

Did you see what Crayon Man tweeted today?

by BwanaChris February 11, 2021

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coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

by yung-megafone February 27, 2025

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Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.

Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.

by Chicken Intubater. February 05, 2025

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dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.

Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!

by George Cloonedyke April 09, 2010

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crayon painting

When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.

Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".

Yo Alex, Quit Crayon Painting the floor.

by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024

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