crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.

Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.

by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017

Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner

Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall

by Donald P. September 26, 2025

Crayon Crew

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.

1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."

by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019

crayon juice

Liquid variant of the art tool commonly used by children. Can be served sat any temperature, because let’s be honest, if you’re at the point of drinking liquified crayons, who cares if it’s hot or cold?

Person 1: Yo dude, this crayon juice has gone off!
Person 2: You’re an idiot, crayons can’t go off.

by CrayonJuiceYum April 3, 2020

White Crayon

A slang for the KKK

Team White Crayon🗿🍷

by WordsInTheDictonary November 9, 2023

Crayon

Gay people

“Look at the crayons”

by Oopssike October 19, 2019

coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

by yung-megafone February 27, 2025