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Chocolate Crayon

Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together
Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night
by shrimpdick02 April 1, 2021
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Anal crayon

Anal crayon is a sexual game where you and your SO see who can stuff the most crayons up there ass
Suzy and her SO were playing Anal Crayon and stuffing crayons up there Booty hole
by Slyhound21 March 16, 2014
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crayons

crayons are just basically colored pencils but can break more easily and has texture
You: Do you want some crayons?
Friend: What are crayons?
You: They are basically colored pencils but can break more easily than colored pencils and has texture
by nicku1006 July 16, 2025
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Snap Off Some Crayons

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...
by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022
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Crayon Crew

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
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Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner
Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall
by Donald P. September 26, 2025
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crayon juice

Liquid variant of the art tool commonly used by children. Can be served sat any temperature, because let’s be honest, if you’re at the point of drinking liquified crayons, who cares if it’s hot or cold?
Person 1: Yo dude, this crayon juice has gone off!
Person 2: You’re an idiot, crayons can’t go off.
by CrayonJuiceYum April 3, 2020
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