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bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
mugGet the bitches come crawlingmug.

crawling with

'Cause this city is crawling with dirty cops.
by CyberPM November 10, 2022
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Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.
I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!
by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021
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Crawl out of it

Enter reality or leave it, get with it, be real, get over it.
Vanessa heard me talking about Carly and slapped me, like she’s gotta crawl out of it, it’s not that big of a deal
by Steve The OG November 25, 2021
mugGet the Crawl out of itmug.

Seminal Crawl

The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.
As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.
by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022
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carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine
caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”
by lilb05 July 29, 2025
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low crawl

When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).

From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.

I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020
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