Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Seminal Crawl

The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.

As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.

by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022

Crawl-by

When someone checks out another person

Dann - she’s wearing a thong.
Stanly - how do you know?
Dann - I did a crawl-by.

by ChocolateCake6985 November 28, 2024

low crawl

When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).

From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.

These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.

I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.

by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020

mornin' crawls

The feeling one gets when waking up from a nightmare early in the morning.

I had a bad case of the mornin' crawls

by Mr. Robotron March 15, 2019

Bowl Crawl

Similar to a pub or bar crawl, except with marijuana instead of beer. The process in which a friend group walks or bikes to all their local smoke spots in a night. Usually smoking a joint or so at each. As the night goes on the group gets higher and higher, and the crawl becomes more difficult.

“Man that Bowl Crawl was crazy this weekend”

“Yeah I was zoinked by the time we got to the third spot”

by Barfbatter April 14, 2021