Crap Sandwich

Used to define something so horiffic or piss ass poor that the only thing worse would be the consumption of a big old crap sandwich.

Dude, that law is crap sandwich, or I'd rather eat a crap sandwich than go to that party.

by pstar November 19, 2003

crap shoot

Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an asshole (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.

The stock market is a crap shoot.

by EGarrett June 13, 2004

Crap Weasel

Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.

J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.

by Vivcious Gandhi May 24, 2003

crap-a-louie

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Crap Angel

The pattern left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a particularly hefty or sticky turd

You should have seen the crap angel I left in the bowl this morning. She'll be steaming that off for a week.

by San Jefe September 7, 2011

Crap music

Country and rap music mixed.

Bob did you hear that crap music. They are country folk rapping.

by Big Ole Black Guy November 11, 2013

Crap Snacker

A general insult in league with such words as mother fucker and asshat. Note that the use does not actually involve the eating of excrement, just as mother fucker usually is not used to connotate fornication with one's mother.

Don't even talk to Shelly, she is such a fucking crap snacker.

by InsipidClownfish May 22, 2006