shit cranked

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.

Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.

by Hap July 5, 2006

Cranking the hog

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

by hogcranker May 21, 2018

crank dat

A horrible song with no lyrical talent whatsoever

Person: Love that Crank Dat song
Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!
Person: There's a dance?!?
Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*

by You_wont_know_me September 26, 2007

crank up

To crank something up means to increase it or make it more intense

The kids crank up the volume on the stereo.
The pressure to succeed in school has been cranked up a notch.

by Vicky0 December 3, 2020

crank the dank

A term used when referring to smoking weed.

"Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"

Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.

by In the can June 6, 2016

Crank Dat

A horrible song by the talentless Soulja Boy, comes with a dance. It plays everywhere especially in the suburbs where white kids and their parents sing along to it and do the dance...until they find out what the song's actually about.

Crank Dat is the reason I have no faith in humanity.

by CupBdown March 3, 2008

shrimp crank

Slang for a small penis

"Yo, Reuben Houser didn't get another girl because of his shrimp crank"

by Keystone August 4, 2006