Cramer

To have a nervous breakdown

in reference to Jim Cramer of CNBC's Mad Money who is known for his antics such as throwing chairs across the room, biting the heads off his stuffed bulls and bears, and his crazy sound effects and shouting!)

"Hey have you seen Damian lately"
"No, I heard he had a Cramer the other day"

by kelo September 20, 2006

Cramberry Juice

Cramberry juice is any energy drink or a beverage loaded with caffeine and/or sugar that you drink while studying (or more appropriately, cramming) for a big test or exam.

Jimi: Hey Joe, get me some cramberry juice.
Joe: Dude, that's 10 Red Bulls tonight!

by Sid Barrett June 10, 2008

crapper

A toilet.

"Dude, I'm full, time to head to the crapper."

by x January 22, 2003

waffle crapper

A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.

That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.

by machine119 November 22, 2004

unhappy camper

usually an individual within an organization who is dissatisfied or frustrated

After telling his staff they needed to work all weekend, the boss came into the meeting face a number of unhappy campers.

by surfgeb September 2, 2010

Thomas Crapper

Thomas Crapper is supposed to be the guy who invented the flush toilet. It's not true though. You could also call someone who craps a lot 'Tommy Crapper,' or 'Sir T.-craps-a-lot.'

Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet.

by I have a crush on Charlie February 24, 2015

crapper

Contrary to popular belief - the crapper was not invented by Thomas Crapper - it was invented 50 years before he was born. Thomas crapper was a plumber and he may have installed some. Crapper comes from the English word CRAP which was any discarded refuse, junk, remains, etc. CRAPPER was a term invented by American soldiers during WWI who were stationed in England.

My tummy hurts - I must get rid of some crap. May I please use your crapper?

by BiggerBunny August 13, 2009