cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while

That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

Cactus Rock

The little-known tallest mountain in Arizona, which, contrary to popular belief, is actually taller than Humphrey's Peak, but debate continues about whether or not the cactus counts as part of the mountain's height.

One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, rock. Everyone, do the Cactus Rock!

by supaDISC May 25, 2004

crabtacular

Spectacular Dish or food item made with crab

A.J said of his crab sandwich from (subway) this is crabtacular !!

by hamish low February 27, 2008

Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.

Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!

by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008

Lauren Crace

Lauren Crace is an exceptional beautiful young women. who played danielle jones from the soap eastenders. prior to eastenders she did many theatre roles.

Idiot: Hey is that not the weirdo danielle of eastenders who got killed
Me: No thats the extremely cute Lauren Crace Who played danielle jones from endeasters

by WilsonTheRyan May 21, 2009

cactus pussy

A masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. The person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.

"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!

by tpain1234567 March 13, 2011

Mad Cactus

An all-knowing, invincible cactus with a serious attitude problem. Whenever it dances, small annoying children are thrown into an interdimensional time portal and are ripped apart halfway through. Then it hangs out in front of Denny's, pissing people off because it's such an ass. Then it dances some more.

"Mad Cactus!? MAD CACTUS!! MAD CACTUS AGGHGHGGH!! MY BODY!!"

by RustyD February 19, 2005