first cousin

Your uncle/aunts first child

Hey I'm closer to her than u that's my first cousin

by Slay sway December 26, 2016

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cousin fuckers

Dirty ugly poor people who fuck their cousins

Karen and kens moms are sisters and they are fucking,so they are cousin fuckers

by arccher November 16, 2010

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(N) a person that is or creates an atmosphere of buzzkill. A person who always stays sober at parties and tells everyone not to drink. The origin of the phrase most likely comes from switching the first two letters of the syllables in buzzkill to kuzzbill, then lengthening it to said phrase. This phrase is mostly used in the presence of the Cousin in order to not hurt his/her feelings.

Sean: Cousin Bill sure is bringing me down tonight, she won't even have a Johnnie Bomb!

Nick: Tell me about it. The Cousin keeps telling me to stop drinking, what a drag!

by Johnnie Bomber June 15, 2014

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slender cousin

A quality street golden toffee finger.

Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.

by Big Lash November 26, 2013

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friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.

Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

by Dave UberFuhrer January 29, 2016

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