country blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

by Pooberry June 30, 2008

country smart

Someone who can tell you anything simple life related without skipping a beat but when it comes to other things... it's a wrap.

I'll fix your truck, go hiking and tend to the animals but these new cellular phones baffle me.

Oh ok, so you're country smart?

And proud of it!!!

by Time2suffa March 6, 2014

Hot country mile

When you fuck a girl in the ass using creamy sausage gravy as lube

I had leftover biscuits and gravy from Cracker Barrel, so I gave my girl a hot country mile.

by Ecksdee.info September 3, 2018

Country Pay

Country Pay is accepting money in the form of sex! Any sexual act, it can be oral or regular sex. Normally, its used as a last resort in most cases.

She was broke as fuck so she offered to country pay me!

by Ornel June 29, 2008

country cadillac

a big 4x4 pick-up with lots of chrome and ridiculously large tires, usually driven by a man with a large belt buckle and boots.

That wussy don't never wheel that thing. Look at them rims...it's a country cadillac

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Quimby Country

Pure happiness.

I'm going to Quimby Country!

by CatsEatFood November 29, 2011

Cross Country Team

People who you run with. Everyone on a Cross Country Team is family.

I love my Cross Country Team so much! They are like family to me.

by XCrunner24 October 18, 2014