cOsMiC cOcK

A very large wang that mostly Mexicans have

“Man HumberoRobertoRamerezdeMartinez has a very cosmic cock”

by Drew Bloody McIntyre May 31, 2019

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cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

by Stickworks December 18, 2017

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cosmic clearance

the government clearance that is above the president

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

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cosmic chicken fuck

Where you have a threesome and you put a cosmic brownie in the girls pussy and shove it in with your cock while the other person feeds you chicken tenders.

Oh did you hear Jacob got a cosmic chicken fuck in with Alexa and Ashely?

by C-dogTheSlime March 10, 2020

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they’re one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet and speak to. they’re so caring they’ll put their needs before their own. one of the bestest people i’ve met. they’re one of the most strongest people i’ve met.

alyssa: wow they’re so nice!
leah: theyre defo called cosmic

by iloveksi May 6, 2020

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Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.

Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-

by Crack Head May 23, 2020

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