cosmetic pill

Pills used for cosmetic purposes that benefit the user in terms of physical appearance.

Many celebrities take cosmetic pills to make their skin look more radiant.

by hayvoid July 25, 2012

cosmic fiesta

When you send your rocket to Uranus, then helicopter the juices at her, giving her a 'Milky Way', then beating it on her ass til you burst like a pinata, all while wearing a sombrero.

I gave that bitch a cosmic fiesta last night, she really enjoyed herself.

by MetalReaper April 25, 2015

Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.

Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.

by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016

cosmic oose

Universe dust to which we all return upon our demise (scots)

after we die we all become cosmic oose

by Mr manana March 7, 2016

cosmic bear

A amazing creature that wanders the cosmos and makes YouTube videos.

The cosmic bear has just landed on the moon.

by thomas 4 train August 8, 2016

Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017