Contact the site owner

Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.
Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.
Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.
by pajobr January 22, 2017
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stupid WhatsApp contact

Is a WhatsApp contact that replies your message from your status after snubbing you.
Tope's a stupid WhatsApp contact cos she only replies when she needs a favor
by Tyrantgunner September 10, 2020
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emotional contact

Emotional contact
Being down the pub for 16 hours, meeting your Peruvian mate, going home with anyone and destroying each other with... Emotional contact 🙄
It has been 3 weeks since I slept with someone, so I more than deserve some emotional contact.
by Smoking football lad July 26, 2023
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Contacting Aliens

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!
by Commie Tears! May 25, 2018
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no contact contract

A term that is used in which a female has a sugar daddy froma distance. There is no contact. But the contract signifies the money.
Person 1: 'yo she got a no contact contract'
Person 2: 'lucky hoe'
by Hiimpaul021 November 28, 2017
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Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.
Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!
by Deadlagbaby September 12, 2020
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