Concieted

1.excessively high opinion of one's self or ability 2.an elaborate or strained metaphor

one who thinks he or she is beautiful or hott such as concieted

by j red May 21, 2006

Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.

It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.

by JT Miller July 15, 2009

condition

to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water

By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure

by wriggler February 21, 2005

conditional crush

When you have a crush on someone but there is one or more reasons why you can't date them, don't think it is worth trying to date them or not worth trying to get them to like you back. Usually occurs when you like someone you can't have.

In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."

Jon: "So you hooking up with anyone?"
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."

by GreekFreak757 February 27, 2011

Colombian Air Conditioner

The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.

Tim: "Your a bitch."

John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."

Jane: "Hi Jack"

Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"

by Botoraka October 22, 2017

Condiments

The increasingly common street name for poppers. Can be used as a code word when poppers isnt entirely appropriate.

"I'm really in the mood for some condiments"

"Well go to the chippy and get some ; )"

by credit crunch August 10, 2008

Concierge

A person that works for a hotel or hotline who sets up reservations. The daily job responsibilities can range anywhere from dinner, tours, hotels, airlines, spa appointments, escort services, transportation to and from seedy areas of town to purchase illegal substances and/or prostitutes, setting up amenities to be delivered to a gentleman's mistress and himself in their room that his wife will call and inquire about because it appears on her credit card statement (though the concierge is held to strict privacy policies and will be unable to divulge said information), regular and routine disinfecting of work surfaces to prevent the spread of Hepatitis C, and manicures.

Furthermore, concierges are not responsible for preventing spouses from finding out whether or not his or her partner is cheating. They are not considered "private investigators" and should not be asked things such as "Who is that little TRAMP staying in the room with my husband? I demand to know the truth, I am his WIFE." However, just because it is not in the concierge's job description does not mean that the concierge will not have to perform many different duties such as "covering up for cheating husbands" or "dodging creeps looking to score a date with the concierge".

So when I checked into the hotel I asked the concierge if she wanted to go on a date with me. She said she wasn't allowed to go out with guests. So I told her that I was looking for someone that wasn't an expensive date and asked if one of her girlfriends wanted to go out with a rich sugar daddy for the evening. She said she wasn't comfortable assisting me in such endeavors. I think I'm going to talk to her general manager about how she refused me and my untouched penis service.

by le concierge November 30, 2010