Connor

A fat sweaty retard with the means of doing nothing but viguriously masturbate all day watching 24 hour long jelking compilations. If you see or meet a Connor, you will immediately feel a sense of regret and remorse for the parents who have birthed them. Consulting an obortionist if it isn't too late to remove this useless seed is the best tip I could provide.

Man #1: Have you met Connor?
Man #2: I'd rather kill myself.

by memeware March 19, 2018

Connor

Connor is awesome. He's cute and funny and super smart. He looks great in red t-shirts and always eats a peach in the morning. His hair is short. All the girls are in love with him. He plays multiple varsity sports, therefore he spends a lot of his time in locker rooms. Connor is a good big brother. Connor is a son who kisses his mom before school. Connor reads novels and listens to music on the bus.

Damn, he's hot. Must be a Connor.

by Blunt_Honesty_by_C June 28, 2014

Connor

A smart and awesome man.

That is a Connor over there.

by Hi, Connor! March 7, 2017

Connor

The act of conning, fooling, tricking, or duping some poor shmuck.

Wow, you sure pulled a connor on that guy.

by Chad Spencer December 9, 2007

connor

a man who loves chicken caesar too much

connor: guys i ran out of money for chicken caesar can you help me out
friends: fuck off connor you already ate 9

by niggers are cool July 5, 2019

Connor

Probably wears to many beanies and has extreme crackhead energy. He's the type of guy that watches movies like Fitz the Cat. Be careful around him he might try to steal your kneecaps. Has a worrying obcession about the number 7, may need mental help.

"when I saw Connor I felt the sudden urge to commit toaster bath"
"Bro same"

by Realvibechecker November 21, 2019

connor

Will clap a writ on you if you give him shit. A mostly gentle giant but he will have no heresy or he will revoke your penis privileges. The big boy is well known for the fact that he is reincarnated from an original settler of the US named john proctor. Also know as bombton. The heart and soul of lake Orion honors english.

alex: derb, why would you tell conner that pun, now he will revoke your penis privileges.

connor: alex you better run if you don't want me to clap a writ on you.

by that guy who's not real June 4, 2019