A Conlon

To attend an overseas festival and get so lit that you mistake the bath tub for a toilet!
Then proceed to empty your disgusting septic shite from your bowel into the tub whilst stabilising yourself by gripping onto a female companion.

Wow! What a conlon
Its as if someone exploded a cow pat in a bath

by Mankytub March 3, 2017

Gustav Cannon

When you stick a frozen hotdog up your buthole and fart it out.

I’m gonna kidnap you and turn you into a Gustav Cannon.

by Bobby Ugg’s December 1, 2018

Adam Connor

aka the boobler has only 100 hours on smash bros and loves nothing more than the word pog and looking at boobs

Adam Connor looked at my boobs three times at the hippy dippy pool

by Icarus42069 August 27, 2022

Bishop Connolly high school

A school in Fall River that is closing down a year after this is posted. The student body is a mix of furries, trash cans, daters, geniuses, and jocks who don't know how to play sports. The locker rooms are known for gay behavior in both the girls' and the boys'.The teachers are okay, and nobody will remember this place in a year. Also, I swear to God, this place is an SCP. There are always the same exact 5 or 6 people at the school at all times, patrolling on predetermined routes, and they are their only students. They are being controlled. Send help

So you know the school Bishop Connolly high school?

No

by kalefromai May 5, 2023

Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.

Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011

nick cannon

A huge dousche. Skinny bastard with a crappy tv show.

One time Nick Cannon made a joke that was almost funny...
just kidding, it was terrible.

by ted12 April 14, 2006

Curry Cannon

Similar to the rice rocket, however, the person driving the vehicle is of middle-eastern descent. The vehicle has gaudy and unnecessary modifications. The driver will typically look something like a brown Fonz. It smells of butter chicken, has an enormous spolier and is normally driven at mach 4. If you hear trance music and you don't see a car around you, there is a curry cannon within 1km of you.

I think the Fonz is following us in that Prelude, must be a curry cannon.

by JohnnyPillPopper April 2, 2009