Conker Hunting

A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!

Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'

by CharlieHobbit December 20, 2008

conkers

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

by kryton August 18, 2003

conked out

A slang phrase referring to being high.

"Dude I was so conked out last night."

by ælæxandær m§chæl √☺æ∞┼ June 12, 2019

conkushion

When you take a hit for some killer herbal and it feels like your brain coughs.

Hey dude, my head is knocking from that alien kush we smoked. I think I have a conkushion.

by Johnny Jimmerson February 3, 2012

Conklen

One who spends life in friends shadow one who plays basketball with the speds (see Sped) at lunch one who tells people he fingered his young cousin one who listens to a mix of country music and european metal one who drives a big pickup truck full of guns and dead deer one who sports the mullet one who wheres tight black jeans "Boots" and sleeveless Metallica shirts

Conklen went to live with chad. Conklen Drives a Big Pickup truck even when he's drunk

by The General January 31, 2003

conkat

Insanely retarded fun had when performing water bubbler

that water bubbler was so conkat!

by Ashley Smith December 2, 2004

Conker-arm

The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.

Boss: James you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?

James: Conker-arm

Boss: A worthy cause.

by The Wicks September 27, 2006