concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicians...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

Concussion humor

When someone or a group of people make the same exact joke regularly and out of its context and still think its funny everytime

You know someone who has concussion humor

by ArchonGrid March 13, 2026

welsh concussion

A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.

Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.

by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 1, 2017

meat concussion

The feeling of having hit your head after consuming a large meal of meat.

Oh wow, that was a delicious meal but now I think I might have a meat concussion.

by Martha-the-fly February 6, 2018

Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out

‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion’

by Dicktko May 14, 2018

Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.

Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.

by DylanKelleher69420 March 9, 2021