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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
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Completely Fucked

/kuhm·pleet·lee,ˈfəkt/
adjective

1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.

"he's completely FUCKED junior year"

Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned

2. me; presently.

"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"
Usage(of completely fucked) over time drastically increased alongside growing high school attendance in recent years
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completion bag

Hand me a completion bag so we can get this party started
by RolandSchitt December 19, 2019
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a complete and total pussy

A person that is 21 and a KA and his name may be Cole
“Cole is such a complete and total pussy
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Conv. Completer

short for - Conversation Completer
A string of words said in a conversation that are pointless to say but are said to add flow to a conversation
-that's better
-would it make any difference?
-it's a conv. completer
by zzZZZ September 16, 2014
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