Complete annihilation

completely wiping someone out and all their traces of ever existing. One moment they exist, and the other not anymore.

"John, please don't commit complete annihilation again, I'm begging you."

by I hate gacha life December 13, 2022

completely on me

When you make an outrageous statement, and need to apologise before the other person can even reply because of how outrageous the statement was.

Ash: 'That girl is a future star fr'
Koko: 'Bro she's Twel--'
Ash: ' yeah completely on me'

by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024

Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.

Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete

by FanOfStan April 22, 2023

Completely Fucked

/kuhm·pleet·lee,ˈfəkt/
adjective

1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.

"he's completely FUCKED junior year"

Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned

2. me; presently.

"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"

Usage(of completely fucked) over time drastically increased alongside growing high school attendance in recent years

by EGJohnson October 10, 2023

Complete Cumage

To completely empty one’s balls on objects/people

After last night with Amanda, there was complete cumage

by Evokalis December 1, 2023

Feature Complete

Used to reference a video game title that launches in a complete state without story content locked behind a pre-order or higher price tier.

Baldurs gate 3 launched as a feature complete game that tilted all the "do less for more money" game developers.

by WoolyWhiteRhino August 25, 2023

complete the pentagram

To have sex with an active member of all 5 branches of the US military (army, navy, Air Force, marine and coast guard).

I'm going to complete the pentagram after I sleep with a member of the coast guard.

by Some Blonde June 15, 2016