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James Cowley

James Cowley is a walking manifestation of filth and grime, his unkempt appearance an affront to even the most relaxed standards of hygiene. Greasy, tangled hair hung lankly around his sallow face, which was riddled with pockmarks and acne scars. His beady eyes were small and pig-like, set deep into his flesh and almost lost in the folds of his swollen eyelids.

His clothes were ragged and torn, barely clinging to his emaciated frame. They were stained with mud, blood, and who knew what other bodily fluids. The stench of his unwashed body was overpowering, a sour mixture of sweat, urine, and decay that seemed to follow him like a cloud.

He spoke with a thick, guttural accent that made his words hard to understand. His voice was hoarse and wheezing, as if he had been chain-smoking for decades. He had a nasty habit of spitting when he talked, sending flecks of saliva flying in all directions.

His behavior was as foul as his appearance. He had a quick temper and a mean streak a mile wide. He was prone to violence, lashing out at anyone who crossed him. He was a liar and a cheat, willing to do whatever it took to get ahead.

In short, he was a dirty pig of a human, the kind of person that made you want to scrub your skin raw after just being in his presence.
James Cowley what a scumbag or should i say cumbag
by Harmonica111 May 11, 2023
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Dirty Cowley

The act of being such an enormous stud that women become wet just by the thought of you
Oi lad did you see Matthew, he gave Sarah a Dirty Cowley
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 12, 2023
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Kylie Conley

Kylie Conley is one of the prettiest girls in the world and she just doesn’t know it.She is wise,funny,kind,smart,and smart. you should be friends with one.
person 1-is that kylie conley?
person 2-damnn she fine asfff
by jkask May 4, 2024
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Dominic Conley

Dominic Conley is a young male who claims to be 6 feet tall (he’s 5’11) and he enjoys football and touching his private parts.

He has curly brown hair that is not properly taken care of and his Best friend (who is actually above 6’0) wrecks him in everything the do. Dominic has a heightened fear of women as they typically reject him for his skinny immature status.

Dominic is a funny kid but unfortunately that doesn’t assist him in getting the ladies. He has a pornography addiction as well as a gaming addiction and he enjoys watching anime in his room
Dominic Conley is a tight end on the football team.
by Mysterious muffin December 23, 2025
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Pulling a comey

"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.
"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.
by Spotless Rod May 3, 2020
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Ms. Conleys class

A class full of boring information that we are not going to have to use anytime in our life. Especially Antigone. No one likes this class.
Ms. Conley "I am better then anyone hear and because i can do all this work hecka fast you should to!! everyone should love Ms. Conleys class!"
by wiefhwioehfw ifhwiefh May 17, 2021
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