Cockwacker

This is the act of using excessive force on your shlong, there tends to be friction burns and or lumps along the shaft of your meat rocket. Typical cures for this is a mixture that consists of vinegar, bleach, and chlorine.

"You dirty cockwacker"
"I accidentally cockwacked last night and am feeling bad today"

by Spencer brush September 20, 2022

Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.

Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*

by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022

cocknapper (real)

chemicals that inhibit antimicrobial fluid in our body fluid

In our bodies, we have various types of cocknapper (real) to prevent pathogens.

by Chyrsiela December 10, 2022

Cockapoo

The biggest regret you will ever make if the barking is not enough to drive you to suicide the gayness will.

Toffee is the biggest twat, don’t buy a cockapoo!

by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 31, 2023

Cocknap

Someone who got kidnapped at the University of South Carolina

Jamya got cocknapped!

by fallecimiento December 3, 2024

Cockwaffler

NORTHERN IRISH SLANG

A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.

"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"

by Maddalious September 15, 2025