Cockonut

A piece of wood shaped like a mango that falls off trees.

Oh look, a cockonut fell off this tree!

by ZacAttak November 27, 2023

cockwonder

A person who is concerned about getting a penis in them all day everyday.

Hey Sam what’s wrong with you? Ohh nothing just being a cockwonder!

by Vibrant Rose January 25, 2025

Cockmonger

A promiscuous trader in cock, especially his own.

The carefree cockmonger sat legs apart on his beachchair watching the girls go past.

by Randy Lawford March 7, 2025

Cockooning

When a man tries to wrap himself around you post-hookup like a clingy emotional burrito because he "felt a connection."

I let him hit once and now hes cockooning me. He said I'm his muse.

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

Texas cocktion

Take a bath of lemondrops, vodka, or citron, and methamphetamine, or promethazine, and dip a tampon, in it to soak, and then insert that, into a vagina, for 3 hours, remove it, and squeeze that, into a martini glass, with a lemon wedge.

They ladies, served their gentlemen, Texas cocktions.

by Alias intern September 19, 2025

SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER

SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVERSORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVERSORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVERSORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER
this was a term used to announce to a group of people that an event, that occurs within the month of October, has ending. a great uprising will follow suit

"A pinch and punch, for the first of the month!"

"Oh yeah! thanks for reminding me i havent announced yet, SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER"

by weedmaster824 October 21, 2023