Cockroach

Crabs.

Girl, I was having sex with this guy last night, and his cockroaches were all OVER the place!

by EmpoBona August 6, 2009

cockroachin'

lurking around the room/house in the early morning hours, usually after a long night of raging. lurking can mean anything from going on the computer to making some food. a form of sleep walking.

bruce, stop cockroachin' it, i'm tryin to sleep.

what are you doing? cockroachin'.

by G I noah July 29, 2011

Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

cockrock

any band that gets groupies through using incredibly simplistic music such as punk

Dude stop listening to green day and blink 182 its total cockrock

by brosephus315 March 17, 2010

cockroach

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).

Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.

by zebobbybird June 28, 2009

Cockrocket

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she farts creating a rocket. Unless she's really fat, then you fly off.

Dude, she totally did a cockrocket last night.

by Cockrocket69 May 24, 2008

water cockroach

A large marine crustacean commonly seen in the aquarium at the front entrance of Red Lobster.

Would you like some lobster?
No thank you, I will pass on eating a water cockroach.

by Fubar Amen August 6, 2009