A fine malt liquor to share among friend to enhance life's special moments. A subtle blend of hobo pee and repressed memory, never pair with raisin balls. Or your dad's balls. No balls.
Beth and Nicole drank their King Cobra, knowing that at that moment, the pinnacle of their whole life had been reached, and there was no greater joy than this bum swill and good friends.
When you don't pee for a long time and the tip of your penis sticks to itself, so when you go to pee it spatters your urine all over the toilet seat like a cobra spraying venom.
1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.
The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.
Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.