US Cobra

A guy who obsesses over pickles, especially his dad's (who is a monkey from cod zombies) 50 inch pickle. Also likes taking showers for 4 years and trying to get the ray gun out of the mystery box every time.

Snipe the box when it as white US Cobra is.

by Fuckly May 18, 2020

Cobra Rinse

When you wash your fresh cobra meat off before the big Sunday night fry-up.

Hey Uncle Neck you there? Oh sorry Jafar I was too busy to listen to your story as I was at the sink making sure the fresh cobra meat is ready for the big Sunday night fry-up.
Oh no worries Uncle Neck, the Cobra Rinse is more important than my story about the time I forgot to do a Cobra Rinse and got Cobra Worms at the big Sunday night fry-up.

by Klendi October 9, 2020

paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022

cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016

Shit Cobra

When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.

I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.

by Nurse Josh October 25, 2018

tame the cobra

Essentially, it's when you're attempting to control your pp from going upright.

Person 1 asks, "Hey honey, do you want to snuggle?"
Person 2 responds, "Uh yeah sure."
Person 2 thinks in their head, 'Oh shoot, I need to tame the cobra.'

by the_big_man12734 August 18, 2021

King Cobra

A fucking badass .357 Magnum revolver made by the legendary gun manufacturer Colt.

Aye bro, I love that stainless steel Colt King Cobra you got! That’s a fucking beautiful piece!

by hickok45fan October 18, 2021