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squat cobbler

The act of sitting in a pie (whilst clothed or unclothed) in a manner to arouse or stimulate pleasure.
(first seen in Better Call Saul)
James: Man, Dan is a pretty good Squat Cobbler, but sometimes he cries when he does it.
by AttackOnPoke July 27, 2016
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cunt cobbler

One who cobbles on that cunt (eating that pussy like a champ)
That cunt cobbler really made me ow my wad
by The cock whisper77 May 4, 2020
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cobbler's

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
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Going up the cobbler

A euphemism for a casual sexual liason with a Scottish lass.
I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.
by MountainEar January 23, 2023
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Doing a thief and the cobbler.

When you are about to cum but it gets butchered by someone coming in
Yeah,I Doing a thief and the cobbler. yesterday

I misspelled it on purpose so I could get it in the example
by What’s your handle321 January 24, 2024
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Horse Cobbler

A shoe blacksmith who puts horseshoes on horses hooves
I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.
by CnDaz July 17, 2023
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Cobbler

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock
Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?
by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023
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