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Cobbler

Cock gobbler; one who eats cocks for a living
You are a cobbler

She is a cobbler

He is a cobbler
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hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.
He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.
by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016
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squat cobbler

An act, normally performed on video, intended to titillate the senses. This act is technically a fetish, but (and this is important) it is NOT ILLEGAL! Squat Cobbler involves a fully clothed man, all by himself, who sits in a pie and wiggles around. The more extreme varieties of this lewd act is known as "Cry Baby Squat Cobbler", or "Cry Baby Squat" for short, which involves tears. Usually, the more tears, the more taboo it is considered to be, and to a certain audience, more desirable.

The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.

In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"

See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler
Jeff came over and was paid handsomely to perform the Hoboken squat cobbler into a still hot dutch apple pie.

The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.
He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.
by Yankwood August 29, 2016
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Cobblers law

A person in a profession is not likely to practice the profession well in there day to day life.
"The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
by China--man November 12, 2025
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squat cobbler

The act of sitting in pie while fully clothed in order to satisfy another's sexual desire.
Jimmy McGill told those sneakin pigs all about that squat cobbler Pryce.
by sabresfan30 September 3, 2016
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