Lacie really enjoys when Matt performs his signature squat cobbler. Her favorite involves a cream pie
by skater271 August 29, 2016
Get the Squat Cobblermug. An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.
''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''
by the grim truth April 12, 2025
Get the The cobblers bootlacemug. by Crafty Trafty August 17, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by Zerker161 September 3, 2016
Get the Squat Cobblermug. I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.
by MountainEar January 23, 2023
Get the Going up the cobblermug. Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."
by SwampBeast September 3, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug. A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.
Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).
Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).
by shakkkkaaaa August 28, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug.