squat cobbler

The act of sitting in a pie (whilst clothed or unclothed) in a manner to arouse or stimulate pleasure.
(first seen in Better Call Saul)

James: Man, Dan is a pretty good Squat Cobbler, but sometimes he cries when he does it.

by AttackOnPoke July 27, 2016

cunt cobbler

One who cobbles on that cunt (eating that pussy like a champ)

That cunt cobbler really made me ow my wad

by The cock whisper77 May 4, 2020

cobbler's

See cobblers

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

Going up the cobbler

A euphemism for a casual sexual liason with a Scottish lass.

I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.

by MountainEar January 23, 2023

Doing a thief and the cobbler.

When you are about to cum but it gets butchered by someone coming in

Yeah,I Doing a thief and the cobbler. yesterday

I misspelled it on purpose so I could get it in the example

by What’s your handle321 January 24, 2024

Horse Cobbler

A shoe blacksmith who puts horseshoes on horses hooves

I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.

by CnDaz July 17, 2023

Cobbler

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023