Cleveland wrecking ball

The act Of dipping your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting a girl with it

I did the Cleveland wrecking ball with my wife

by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020

cleveland smoker

A Cleveland smoker, like it's distant cousin the Cleveland steamer, is when someone defecates on someone's chest after eating a bunch of smoked meats

After the bbq Austin gave me the biggest Cleveland smoker on my chest. It was spicy and smelt of fresh bbq

by Cleveland_smoker July 13, 2023

Touchdown Cleveland

Term used to describe the act of defecation. Derived from the name of the pro football team in Cleveland, Ohio; the Cleveland Browns. Since human feces are usually brown in color, the act of defecating is often described as a "touchdown Cleveland"

That late night taco binge resulted in me scoring a Touchdown Cleveland.

by mister sanchezzzz July 28, 2013

Cleaveland Steamer

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

Cleveland Bowtie

A Cleveland Bowtie is accomplished when, after deficating, a man reverse-titty fucks a woman with his gluteus maximus riding up and down her neck. The result is a bowtie shaped stain of excrement on the woman's neck.

"Oh dude try to pull off a Cleveland Bowtie"

or

"That Cleveland Bowtie was perfectly executed."
"Yes, nice form."

or

"Oh! That was a quintessential Bowtie!"

by Ross Hanson March 7, 2008

cleveland mud fight

When two people are in disagreement on a particular topic or situation they settle it with a Cleveland mud fight. They go corn whole to corn whole and attempt to over power each other's rectum by taking a power shit. Who ever's shit penetrates their opponents anus first is the victor.

Tom: my girlfriend is way hotter than yours
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?

by Chip Duglas January 30, 2014

Cleveland

A guy with confidence. A ladies man. Such a pretty boy. Very respectful, honest and true. The type of guy who puts others needs before his own. A guy every female wants. The type of guy with patients and integrity. A great friend, boyfriend, husband or father. Hard worker, trustworthy and intelligent. The type of guy every woman hopes to marry.

"Cleveland is a wonderful guy, I think about him all the time"

by Elaine219 February 15, 2014