Clenched buttcheeks

Another name for a try-hard. this is the act of being the try hard.

After working long hours at his job, Michael had to stay over and work overtime. You can say he had clenched buttcheeks.

by Dick Changler March 27, 2015

Clincher

The involuntary long term contraction of your O-ring after being kicked really hard. Similar to an asshole cramp.

Billy kicked me square in the asshole and gave me a 2 minute clincher.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

clunch

a lunch in / at the camp

We'll go to the river after a clunch.

by Andrius M. iamlonesome April 7, 2008

Cuench

it's Cuban and French mixed together., may also mean, the Cuban-French Connection

That guy is a cuench, he has a french last time with ancestors from cuba.

by miamiguy123 October 8, 2008

Clonch

The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)

"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"

by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015

Clunch

A word invented by Jesse Ridgway (aka McJuggerNuggets) that can be used in a variety of ways.

"Did you see that shit? It was so clunch."

"I clunched my girlfriend last night."
"Don't try to clunch me."

by OwnageCubed July 25, 2017

Clonch

An overweight ("thick") girl, often sexually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a sexual dry spell.

I haven't had a good fuck in weeks so I took this clonch home last night so I could get the deed done.

by Woodrow J November 9, 2010