Slop Claw

The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.

Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"

Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"

Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"

Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"

by Don Cuckold March 12, 2014

Bitch claws

The long and fake finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*looks at a picture woman who says that shes suffering because she hasn’t had sex in two days*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.

Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped

by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020

tiger claw

A sudden and surprising blow delivered by the palm of the hand while shouting "Tiger Claw!". Most effective on friends and bystanders idly waiting or eating. Usually performed by middle class Caucasian boys having absolutly no formal martial arts training but wishing nonetheless to be cool like Bruce Lee.

Matt tiger clawed me in the shoulder while I slurped hot soup.

by Dauntless June 25, 2005

tiger claw

1.A powerful kick swung into the victim's crotch from behind, while they are unaware of your presence.
The motion is performed with a running start. The leg is swung upwards, punting the victim's crotch.
The victim is usually reduced to a crumpled mass of quivering flesh, holding his or her crotch, in massive pain.

Related to: tiger strike

2.Referance to "Legend of the Tiger's Claw" an amateur film that is in production, created by a pair of Canadian high school students, inspired by a friend's kung fu style antics, and the tiger claw attack described above.

-"TIGER CLAW!!!"

-"AUAUUUUUGGHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY NUTSACK!!! AAHH!!!"

-"Haha! That guy got tiger clawed right in the sack!!"

by Trawn January 29, 2006

Computer Claw

When you work on a computer in a cold room and your mousing hand gets really cold.

"Ohhh don't touch me with that thing, it's cold"
"Sorry, I got computer claw"

by Gregly McClaw May 15, 2013

White Claw

A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.

That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2020