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eli clark

a survivor from identity v

has a very cute owl and is a bitch in single training

he’s still pretty cute though
“OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE GOING AGAINST ELI CLARK IN SINGLE TRAINING
by evelyn aka that bitch November 23, 2021
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Clarke-Kray

Chief Master Sprog of the Royal Navy.
Made in a lab, an experiment gone wrong mixing Goat Sperm and Greyhound Eggs.
It looks like Basil Brush and has the IQ of a Romanian Hog.
The most reprobate, retrograde, profligate, degenerate, delinquent known to England.
More commonly knows as simply “Sproggy George”
Person 1: “who did this… the whole helicopter is broken”
Person 2: “yeah that’s it, it will never fly again, could’ve been that guy who looks like Basil Brush
Person 3: “Oh Sproggy George, yeah it was him”
Person 4: “who? Clarke-Kray!”
Person 3: “that’s Sproggy George”
All others: what a reprobate
by ProfligatusPrime April 18, 2023
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elijah clark

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy
I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now
by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 23, 2015
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Rj clark

by Rj Clark March 3, 2020
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Clark Kent

Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.

An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?

Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~

A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
by SuryaTzu March 27, 2020
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Clark Kents

1. It refers to sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade. It is a fashion accessory that make buff or masculine men look geeky. When the (sun)glasses are taken off, the geeky looking buff men now look like superman.

2. Masculine or buff men who wear sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade that makes them look geeky. But, when they take off their (sun)glasses, they look like superman.
1. Those Clark Kents disguise his true masculinity just like Superman.
by RJBnovember May 7, 2012
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Ellie Clark

by Gameaf May 8, 2019
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