Caillou sex

To start Calliou sex you first need one person bald. The bald one pushes the other against the wall and begins making out. Next the bald one cuffs the other participant to the bed after all the clothes are removed. The bald one begins pleasuring the other participant with their head, either by rubbing their head on the dick or clit or strap a sex toy onto it and putting it in the vagina/ass. Then the bald one begins fucking a hole with a strap on or their own dick. Once both members are near climax they begin to sing the Caillou theme in unison. Once climax is reached they must such each other's cum using a straw or their mouths. The two then grab vibrators sticking them up an ass or vagina. Once they both reach climax again they grab their Caillou plush dolls and rub them on the other partners' dick/clit. After that, they both watch an episode of Caillou and repeat until 10 episodes have been watched.

Jimothy: "You wanna have Caillou sex?"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"

by DenseCabbage June 8, 2019

claim the throne

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit

The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"

by CaptCouch May 22, 2016

Caillou

a s**head bald kid who get whatever he wants f**k you Caillou

mom my big sister is acting like a Caillou

by z guy May 27, 2018

Cailey

A small girl who usually is sweet and kind. She can be mean when she wants. A person who you think about even at your worst sometimes because she will always be there. She is also cute when mad. Acts like a child sometimes. So tiny like a care bear. XD

S: Were did cailey go?
L: I don’t know

N: Oh I know! Just look down.
Cailey: heyyyyy so you found me.

by xXCare.Bear.SquadXx June 12, 2019

Cailyn

An unnoticed girl who often loves video games and reading. A nice girl, when provoked will hurt you whether it’s is physically or mentally. She is usually shy until you meet her and she opens up like a book. She is an outcast but if you ever meet her she is a great friend to have.

Look it’s cailyn!

by Cbrpuppy August 15, 2019

Cailyb

His legs aren’t the only thing that’s long ;)

Cailyb got that donk

by pinkHead420 May 3, 2021

wild claim

to make a claim that is not truthful or very far fetched

tony blair is a sex machine or howard from halifax is gay

by the spugeminster dave May 14, 2003