Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey March 27, 2012

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chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

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Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

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chunky burp

A burp that produces the feeling of chunks coming up your throat.

After finishing the meal, it caused me to produce a chunky burp. Luckily, I did not vomit.

by GogoGrnmnky July 08, 2017

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chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 09, 2018

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