Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012

chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

Chunky Ben

A 'Chunky Ben' is when a man who is recieving oral pushes the oral giver's head down on his erection, causing the oral giver to through up on the penis. Often time, the ejaculatin will come out of the giver's nose.

Dude, my Girl Friend came over, and I made her give me a Chunky Ben

by Period_5_Lunch_For_Life January 25, 2011

chunky rat

Chunky rat
A middle aged man mostly Caucasian who likes beer and a nice (not drunk) personality

chunkyrat
Person: look bro, a chunky rat!
Bro: trololol

"chunky rat"

by Albertnutberry January 5, 2014

Chunky hobbit

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.

She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!

by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014

Chunkie butter

A chunkie butter is a girl that's got meat on her bones and has a pretty face.

Ooh, that chunkie butter is fine!

by PeteyMan July 20, 2016