Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012

chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

Chunkie butter

A chunkie butter is a girl that's got meat on her bones and has a pretty face.

Ooh, that chunkie butter is fine!

by PeteyMan July 20, 2016

Scorch for chunky

Where you burn the top of your dick, so that when you cum it comes out chunky.

Yo, my dick hurts from when I scorch for chunky last night

by BjayAndrews May 30, 2022

Chunky Rian

When a chode rips open a vagina by being too big.

My girlfriends in A&E. I just gave her a Chunky Rian.

by SlinkyHendo353569 April 6, 2022

Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022