chuck norris

A tough guy with a stupid moustache.

"Dude, Johnny's a total Chuck Norris!"

by Darren March 8, 2005

Chuck Norris

Aside from being a faddish 2000's pop culture exemplar of all things tough, monosyllabic, and righteously violent, Chuck Norris holds black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. His rise to Hollywood fame occurred when he starred as the villain opposite Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon." He played leads in a number of martial arts movies through the 80's, then was picked up for "Walker, Texas Ranger" in 1993, which aired for eight years on CBS. As of 2006, he continues to take on roles for various karate flicks, capitalizing intensely on his recent faddish popularity.

The Chuck Norris jokes will end when Chuck Norris is ready for them to end.

by Alfred F. September 12, 2006

Chuck Fay

The Bass guitarist for the boston Indie band State Radio.

A God Among Men.

"Chuck Fay doesn't play the bass, Chuck Fay is the Bass."

by State Radio Fan July 18, 2009

Chuck Bartowski

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.

Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

by delayen November 26, 2010

chuck norris

a spinning roundhouse kick to the head

if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris

by wolf January 11, 2005

Chuck Bass

The only reason to watch Gossip Girl.

Chuck Bass: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.

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Chuck Bass: You looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.

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Chuck Bass: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.

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Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck Bass: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.

by you_know_you_love_me January 7, 2008

Thot Chucking

When one woman grabs another woman's hair during a fight, and throws her to the ground. and proceeds to drag her around.

this big girl was thot chucking some skinny chick outside gym class today, over some tweet

by Mr.Dinoman July 15, 2015