crapstick

A log. Crapstick usually refers to the long and straight variety of logs. Different from a splat or the squitters. (Once used in a book by Jack Kerouac.)

I built a raft out of crapsticks and sailed the mighty Merrimack.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Chapstick

A code word for weed, marijuana, mary jane.

"Beep boop, uh hey could you hold my chapstick?"

by supraz777 June 5, 2008

Chopsticks

Sexual Act; the act of two males using their erect penises to pick up random objects by using them like chopsticks.

Dwight, do you want to come over and play pee stream swords? Maybe after we can play some chopsticks.

by sniq June 9, 2011

CHOPSTICKING

When two men place their penis together and one of the men operate them like a pair of chopsticks.

" Hey bro, pick up that pickled onion while CHOPSTICKING me"

by P1PE June 23, 2017

Chopsticks

When a woman gives two guys a handjob with the same hand at the same time.

Tyler and Brett are headed over to the massage parlor because the masseuse gives chopsticks.

by Author's ashes February 26, 2019

Chopsticks

The utensil used to pick up a dick to eat when one must not f*ck up their nails

- i picked it up with chopsticks so I wouldn’t f*ck up my nails

by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 5, 2019

chopsticks

chopstick dick. that's all it means. it's very simple and you don't need to understand it. meanings come from within your inner soul, not from a website you're browsing cause you're bored, you chopstick.

aipeen: are you a dick?
person: no, i'm a chopstick dick
aipeen: meaning chopsticks?
person: okay

by aipeenchopstick December 15, 2019