Mega chopper

Someone who has a massive cock and ain’t afraid of swinging it about.

“You reckon *name* got a mega chopper?”

by Megachopper August 16, 2023

Pulling a Chopper

To be overly possessive, compulsive, or mean. Someone whom lies compulsively to the point they believe their own lies. Delusional. Someone whom exhibits stalker like tendencies. To lead a double life. A guy or girl whom freaks out if you're not available for every phone call. Someone whom believes having a fake persona makes people like you.

I didn't answer on the first ring so he started "Pulling a Chopper".

She lies so much and gets mad when I don't believe her stories. Oh really? Was she "pulling a chopper"?

He told me I had 15 minutes to talk for the rest of the day. He's always 'pulling a Chopper'.

by Miss Jelly February 3, 2010

Tony tony chopper

The most badass reinder you can find. He is the best at hiding his emotions. When you compliment him, he will not hesitate to absolutley murder you, and do a victory dance afterward. When you see this badass motherfucker, you know your life will end.

Person: Oh my gosh chopper, you look so cute today.
Tony tony chopper: fucking bastard I hate you. No one ever liked you. Ok, there not here! Now I can appriciate their compliments without anyone thinking I'm to soft.

by ThatOneWeebSimp July 20, 2022

Chopping lumber

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"

Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"

by Snipervert March 3, 2010

Chippy

The place where one buys fish and chips.

Otherwise known as the Chip Shop.

I'm gonna get a fish supper at the chippy.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004

Chopper Squad

The action of swinging ones penis around in a motion mimicking that of a helicopter's blades (but not over your head) thus sending more blood to the end of the penis and making it look bigger if the need should arise.

Dan needed to make his package look bigger for the photography shoot, so performed Chopper Squad to semi.

by IAN ID January 13, 2009

choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003