Chip Dump

A chip dump is the action of dumping the last little bit of a bag of chips into one's mouth for the purpose of finishing off the bag without having to use one's hands to pick up the tiny chip fragments. Chip fragments are considered by some to be the most sought after part of the chip eating experience.

Guy: Hey can you pass the chips?

Girl: There are none left!

Guy: Sure there are!

Girl: *passes chip bag*

Guy: *commences chip dump*

Girl: *shakes head*

by jonic_ October 18, 2010

chip whore

one who not only asks to open your party-sized bag of chips, but then consumes it in an aggressive yet simultaneously careless fashion, leaving small dunes of surprisingly sharp chip shards scattered aimlessly around the room.

Friend - "Hey bro, can I open this bag of Jalapeno tostitos?"
Me - "Yeah bro, no problem"
Friend - *Leaves room*
Me - *Takes socks off, tries to walk around the room"
Me - (randomly every 3-8 steps) "OUCH, (insert friends name) is a god damn chip whore!!!"

by LyricallyGiftedDegenerate April 4, 2017

chip off

to leave. comes from leaving a smoking session with no smoke for later and trying to ponse some... original phrase was "chip me off a corner" before i go".. shortened and corrupted to "im gonna chip off .. or "im chipping now"

im gonna chip off , catch u laters

by jackmandigger May 31, 2007

chip chop

when you shear sheep or cut down wood in minecraft

pronounced ship shop

pewdiepie: chop chop chop chop chip chop

by ttgjen September 3, 2019

chip and dale

gay male strippers,guys who
charge money to dance provocative to entertain others and are into men.

dude let's go to da party, i heard theyre having chip and dale.

by neecy June 14, 2008

Chip The Ripper

Best known from rapping in the office
Created one of the best memes from Something Awful forums.

Chip The Ripper:

Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

by Synsane April 26, 2009

chip's challenge

WHY THE HECK ISN'T THERE ALREADY A DEFINITION FOR THIS!?!

CC is a fantastic computer game, created in 1989 (the year I was born) and I started playing in 1995 with my first computer which came with BOWEP. Anyway, me and my ol' man would spend time at the computer, solving the puzzles, spending quality father-son time together. That's why I turned out clever yet nerdy.
Aaaaanyway... CC is a puzzle solving game. You must collect all the chips in each level, to advance to the next. All the while there are monsters and obstacles blocking your path to the next level, which you must cleverly seek your way past. All in all there are around 140 levels of mayhem and madness!!!

"Hey son, let's play some Chip's Challenge!"
"Sure thing, dad!"

<10 years later>

"My God, I'm such a freaking nerd!!!"

by T.J.(cc) November 6, 2005