Chaito

1) Farewell word of Spanish origin, diminutive of chao.

2) Pitiful attempt to say goodbye in a cool way that ends any chance of being ever seen as cool.

3) The least manly way of saying goodbye.

4) It is used by:

4.1Your aunt that you only see once every couple of years when they're visiting and your parents force you to go out with your weird cousins that you don't really like, but it's either that or stay home and keep pretending to be more polite than you really are.

4.2) That person (probably a neighbor, someone who knows your parents, or the parent of an old classmate who wasn't even a friend of yours) who you barely know but who always catches you in awkward conversations on the street when you pass each other.

4.3) A very poorly written gay character.

4.4) Someone that uses it every chance they get because she/he knows you don't like it and it has become an internal joke.

Example:

Megan "I'm gonna take a nap"

Gregory "Ok,sleep well, chao"

Megan "Chaito"

Gregory "I hope you have nightmares... "

by Vadosol_Gp July 23, 2020

Stay-cation

A Stay-cation is something you do when your broke. You can't go on a real or proper vacation out of town, so you just stay at home. You take a stay-cation when you get a fake promotion or No-motion ( promotion with no money). You go to Mickey D's or KFC around town and not the Charthouse in Maui. You eat burgers and chicken wings and not prime rib. It's not all that bad because you can catch up on all the "honey do" projects your spouse saved for you through out the year and you don't miss your favorite TV shows.

Hey everyone, I'm celebrating my No-motion by going on a stay-cation right here at home...How nice!

by ****Dr Dave April 16, 2010

spac chariot

a bus carrying people with mental or physical disabilities

look at those retards on that spac chariot

by Laro January 23, 2004

chavio

An Italian Chav. The classic overseas stereotype of an Italian with the full on greasy curly hair (sometimes long), gold jewelery and hairy chest exposed. Often complemented with fancy leather shoes off some animial such as a crocodile with the wearer not wearing socks and often exposing hairy tanned ankles.

A mix of chav and Fabio. Sounds best when said with an Opera sounding Italian accent! Chavio!

by Salena Semmens July 27, 2006

Chatroulette-Itis

In obsession with Chatroulette or Omegle that may lead to counting the number of exposed genitalia. Another common symptom of Charoulettitis is spamming "Rick Rolled" or "The Game" comments to unaware Rouletteans.

Mark lost several pounds, gained bedsores and lost several shades of color due to Chatroulette-Itis.

by Macrotryptamine April 26, 2010

Roman chariot

FFM Threesome act: put two girls with long hair side by side in doggy position. Grab both ends of hair in one hand, fucking one girl and fingering the other with the free hand.

"Dude I can't believe Jessica and Amy let me ride the Roman chariot last night! "
Holy crap how was it?

"X/X"

by Apples3Apples June 23, 2017

chatroom

A place for peodophiles and axe murderers to lure young impressionable minds to their homes resulting in news full of crying parents for a few weeks and many adults banning children from use of said outlet of 'enjoyment'.

"Hey, man, lets go on a chatroom and find someone to kill!"

by LaurenB October 22, 2003