CD

nigga be wildin as a monkey in mortem
*monkey noises*
he'll do anything for a banana

cd: you have banana?
you: no?
cd: i will lie about 5-0'ing you in mortem uag uag uag

by apx_swishy January 06, 2022

CD

(Chode Dan) A person with an extremely small, yet fat penis.

Wow, Did you see CD’s penis today? BT said it was tiny! SF apparently saw it too!

by ILoveCDdan December 20, 2023

CD

Compact Disc

A data storage device invented in the early 1980's, it could hold up to about 650 megabytes of data, which is nothing compared to DVD's which could hold up to 4.7 gigabytes of data

I burned all of my family pictures onto a CD

by Rand0mL June 28, 2021

CD

An acronym used to identify chicks with dicks adult entertainment.

Friend 1: Hey man, do you want to go pick up some CD’s?

by KnowItAll1979 June 06, 2023

CD

A thing that is ANCIENT!

omg like yasss I still use cds cuz yasssssss xxxxxxx

by Faultycriminal1 August 02, 2024

CD

something millennials can't buy because they don't have anywhere to play them

millennial: hey mum can i go get a CD or two?
millennial's mum: no we have nowhere to play it!
millennial: but i can play it on the Blu-ray player.
millennial's mum: i said no now drop it!

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020

cd

calm down

person1: hello!
person2: cd nigga

by cdking March 09, 2024