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Bar-cation

Using your vacation time wisely by sitting at a local bar every day, all day. It's a lot like a Vacation and Staycation wraped into one, with an alcohol bow on top.
I can't afford to leave town and drink this year, so I'll just use my vacation time for a bar-cation with friends.
by The Magnificent Bastard June 28, 2010
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Pushing Cotton

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."
by Don November 30, 2003
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cotton candy blowjob

A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.
by Naystee Neight June 9, 2016
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Cotton Bouquet

A scented tampon in use. The mingled odor of a scented tampon and a decaying fish.
If you chicks only knew how bad that cotton bouquet smells, you'd stop advertising the fact that you are on the rag.
by ExitRamp September 25, 2003
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peter cottontail

during the act of anal sex, usually forced, the male withdraws and ejaculates on the small of his victim's back then puts his or her removed pubic hair on the semen in a fluffy ball, sticking as it dries. this is usually done while slowly singing "here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Oh god, Alex! Please just stop!"
by Taylor, Michael, and Philip February 29, 2008
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cotton top

an older person with grey or white hair
I wish this cotton top would drive a little faster
by madgreg February 4, 2010
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Pick My Cotton

This phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves.

Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.

Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.

Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'
"Dude can you pick my cotton here?" Pointing at the TV and PS3.
"Fine..."

"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."
by Ogen July 20, 2009
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