A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.
by danno November 22, 2004
Get the cafetorium mug.Synonymous with internet cafe; a place that serves coffee, drinks and has terminals and internet connections to rent by the hour.
The cyber café where Mark tended to end up, evening after evening, served a mediocre Napa white and superb T1 internet access. Mark had a laptop and a dial-up connection in his apartment, but he preferred the faster online connection and the false sense of camaraderie at the café. In truth, no one ever spoke to anyone else there--even the barrista made the drinks in church-like silence. Each patron sipped at his computer booth, lost in a cyberworld of their own creation.
There was a bright new banner, announcing an online dating service. “30 Days, Guaranteed or Your Money Back!” it boasted. What the hell, thought Mark, who was an optimist despite some notable dating disasters in the past. There was that gal from Medway, the one with the three cats and the bad case of…Mark shuddered and tried to wipe that image out of his mind. What the hell, thought Mark, and signed on.
Night after night, he faced a woman across a table, and night after night the same thoughts were exchanged: He’s better than I thought. She’s worse than I imagined. I could manage him, if he’d get a better job. Why can’t there be a woman who’s smart and doesn’t look and smell like exactly a pit bull, thought Mark. There has to be one. Somewhere.
Then he met Belkis. “I changed my name from Magda, “ she confided. Magda, he thought, is a pretty exotic name already. What about Magda needed changing? He didn’t ask.
Belkis was smart, all right, and beautiful, in a dark and somewhat masculinely sinister way. Her figure was taut, her brows somewhat low, and her teeth looked white, but sharp. She wore red lipstick that left a mark on the espresso cups like a vampire bite.
Starting over wasn’t so bad, Mark thought. He didn't like his old job, his cramped apartment or that town anyway. Changing your identity could even be exciting, if you looked at it in the right light. He hadn’t heard from Belkis or her lawyers in over a month. Too bad he forgot to change his cell phone number. Belkis was a patient woman.
There was a bright new banner, announcing an online dating service. “30 Days, Guaranteed or Your Money Back!” it boasted. What the hell, thought Mark, who was an optimist despite some notable dating disasters in the past. There was that gal from Medway, the one with the three cats and the bad case of…Mark shuddered and tried to wipe that image out of his mind. What the hell, thought Mark, and signed on.
Night after night, he faced a woman across a table, and night after night the same thoughts were exchanged: He’s better than I thought. She’s worse than I imagined. I could manage him, if he’d get a better job. Why can’t there be a woman who’s smart and doesn’t look and smell like exactly a pit bull, thought Mark. There has to be one. Somewhere.
Then he met Belkis. “I changed my name from Magda, “ she confided. Magda, he thought, is a pretty exotic name already. What about Magda needed changing? He didn’t ask.
Belkis was smart, all right, and beautiful, in a dark and somewhat masculinely sinister way. Her figure was taut, her brows somewhat low, and her teeth looked white, but sharp. She wore red lipstick that left a mark on the espresso cups like a vampire bite.
Starting over wasn’t so bad, Mark thought. He didn't like his old job, his cramped apartment or that town anyway. Changing your identity could even be exciting, if you looked at it in the right light. He hadn’t heard from Belkis or her lawyers in over a month. Too bad he forgot to change his cell phone number. Belkis was a patient woman.
by Luigi August 7, 2004
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"She's HOT! U should take her to the Jazz Cafe." OR "Yeah she gave me dome and I took her to the Jazz Cafe."
by TommyBoyTheTrain May 6, 2006
Get the jazz cafe mug.someone who takes over 3 grams ov caffeine a day just to stay awake, you know the people who are so twitchy that they seem like 3 people when you look at them. Usually good at DDR and other gaming.
A) "did you see Zi0n_Freak yesterday? damn is he a caffeine whore"
b) "W00t! I gotz me about 10 grams of caffeine and a 4 day weekend, I am so gonna become a caffeine whore tonight!"
3) "We come here today to mourn the loss of _insert_name_here_, beloved friend and caffeine whore."
b) "W00t! I gotz me about 10 grams of caffeine and a 4 day weekend, I am so gonna become a caffeine whore tonight!"
3) "We come here today to mourn the loss of _insert_name_here_, beloved friend and caffeine whore."
by i0.antichrist January 7, 2006
Get the caffeine whore mug.That feeling you get when you've had too much coffee in the morning and it's starting to wear off. Its stimulative effects don't always wear off evenly, leaving you feeling jittery AND exhausted. Food and water help; fortunately the most common time for a caffeine downer is right before lunch.
"Anyone want a second cup of coffee?"
"I'm tempted, but I'll get a caffeine downer in an hour for sure."
"I'm tempted, but I'll get a caffeine downer in an hour for sure."
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 30, 2007
Get the caffeine downer mug.An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
Get the Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend mug.A potent drink made from several different ingredients. The main ingredient is typically caffeine or byproducts such as a guarana, green tea, or expresso shots. A typical caffeine cocktail is 32 or 64 ounces. Average caffeine in a true cocktail is 1.5 grams in a 32 ounce, 2.5 grams in 64 ouce drink. Primarily drank by IT people, skin heads, razor heads, insomniacs, and individuals grinding at a lan party.
Typical Ingredients in Caffeine Cocktail include (some or all of the following): Coke, Jolt, Green Tea (reduced to a sludge), Caffeine Powder, Guarana, Red Bull, Sprite (as a filler for volume), Ginko biloba, Vitrol, Calcium Carbonate, Taurine, Iron, Selenium, B Vitamins, Vitamin A, C & D, Orange Juice, billberry extract, Cinnamon, and/or Cactus Juice.
Typical Ingredients in Caffeine Cocktail include (some or all of the following): Coke, Jolt, Green Tea (reduced to a sludge), Caffeine Powder, Guarana, Red Bull, Sprite (as a filler for volume), Ginko biloba, Vitrol, Calcium Carbonate, Taurine, Iron, Selenium, B Vitamins, Vitamin A, C & D, Orange Juice, billberry extract, Cinnamon, and/or Cactus Juice.
by Texas Bandit June 29, 2009
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