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Case Closed

An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.
Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.

Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.

Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.
by FrenchOnion May 16, 2021
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Caesar zeppeli

A gay walking salad. The jobro of part 2.
Joseph: Hey Caesar zeppeli

Caesar zeppeli: SHUT UP JOSEPH JOESTAR.
by -Aarøn- September 8, 2021
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scramdoodle cakes

fried scramdoodle "jizz", put onto a frier, fried till crisp, then ate with syrup and fresh scramdoodle
Ingredients:

Instant Pancake Mix

Milk

Jizz

and topping of your choosing :)
"Yo grandma make me some fresh scramdoodle cakes for my fat ass"
by Corey Jackson January 9, 2008
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No one cares

look man we get it you have 100k follows on tiktok i dont care
No one cares about your fame
by YAY_fucktheinternet April 20, 2021
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cakes

A female with a large ass.
"Damn, Shameka gots cakes!"
by OHKRLL October 24, 2004
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Sex-case

1. A tireless pursuer of sex
2. Someone who has been accused or suspected of a sexual offence
3. A case containing sexual paraphernalia
The baggage handlers couldn't believe what they found in Jack's sex-case.
by Kenny23456 April 23, 2015
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Caesar

The title of the emperor of the Roman Empire after the fall of the Roman Republic. It was Julius Caesar's adopted nephew, Agustus, that was the first to carry that title. Agustus Caesar was the first true emperor of the Roman Republic.
Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant. (Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.)
A phrase the Roman gladiators said before they did battle in the emperor's presence.
by X-45B23 July 14, 2006
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