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Baby carrots

Carrots that have regressed to infancy.
Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
by coreyoyea March 28, 2008
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Threesome carrot

A technique used by a girl to tantalise and, ultimately, maintain the attention and interest of her boyfriend. The girl hints that she's always been attracted to other girls and, should the circumstances arise, she'd be open to a threesome.

The term comes from the old trick of a cart driver dangling a carrot on a stick in front of the donkey. As the donkey moves forward to get the carrot, it pulls the cart and driver, so that the carrot always remains out of reach.
Boy #1: My new girlfriend told me she's into other chicks. I could be all up in a menage a trois pretty damn soon!
Boy #2: Dude, don't be fooled. It sounds like she's dangling the threesome carrot.
by diggerdom August 5, 2010
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Carrots

What makes women beautiful. If you dont believe me, ask Louis Tomlinson.
Liam: What makes a girl beautiful?
Louis: ....Carrots!!!!!!!
by SOME AWESOME DIRECTIONER. December 19, 2011
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camberwell carrot

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)
by Johnny S. April 1, 2003
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stick a carrot in your cuntie

like telling someone to go fuck themselves...but much much worse...because you only say it girls.
No she didn't give me the job. what did I say to her...I told her to stick a carrot in her cuntie..that's what I said to her.
by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004
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carrotsniffer

generally used as an insult; meaning a jerk or someone being an ass
"Give me back my taco, you carrotsniffer!"
by criss&gina January 11, 2009
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peel the carrot

When someone takes a crap and it slightly scrapes the back edge of the toilet seat
Every time my old man would visit he would peel the carrot and leave a carrot peel on our toilet seat. Sick!
by meridianloser February 12, 2010
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