carpet hole

One of the 100 different ways to say vagina. In this case the vagina has a "carpet," and is thereby not a clean shaven one.
Peppermint P: Come on you extra chromosome totin piss freak. Go on and show Charlie B your carpet hole.
Marcie: F*** no. I like toast!!
by Sammy!! January 16, 2007
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Carpet Muncher

1)Term used for lesbians
2)One who likes to eat pussy
by lesbian lingo August 30, 2008
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carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
by djslut September 20, 2005
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carpet cleaner

My boyfriend is an awesome carpet cleaner, he cleaned my carpet and I came all over his face!
by Master Muncher November 15, 2006
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red carpet

A females mensturating vagina. the carpet meaning the a females pubic hair. Red meaning the blood that occurs during menstration.
I was eating red carpet last night.
by Joe Iron November 12, 2005
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carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.
Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
by Kohlsong August 14, 2007
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Carpet Bombing

A large Jet continuously dropping bombs leaving a streak of explosions behind its path

Google "b-52 carpet bombing up close" and see for yourself.
After 9/11 Bush ordered a massive air strike on Taliban front line positions in the north of Afghanistan using a B-52 aircraft Carpet Bombing Taliban forces.
by NidgeDFX October 17, 2014
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