carl wheezer

a massive fart that can be considered gay if birthed in a church and is created in gay sex.

"did you see the carl wheezer?"

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Carl mackey

This is the THICKEST guy you will ever meet! With a determined mind and a straightforward face Carl Mackey will always get the girls. His name matches most with the name Angelina

Girl 1: Woah look at that dude he looks so hot!
Girl 2: Ikr! He is so thick! His name is Carl mackey!
Angelina: Back off girls! He is mine!

by BELMONT MIDDLE SCHOOL November 9, 2019

dammit carl!

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.

"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"

by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006

William and Carl

2 Gay people who wanna fuck each other so badly

Avsgsf: look it's William and Carl
Sgsgg: They're probably getting kinky for each other

by HoldMyDingDong March 9, 2020

the carl cave

Carl Azuz from CNN’s butt hole.

I was 8 inches deep in The Carl Cave last night.

by Butwhere December 7, 2018

Carl McNugget

That one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down.

"I had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that Carl Mcnugget went down"

by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Cotton Carl

Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.

Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.

by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006